I have the great pleasure of introducing all you people (all zero of you) to Ashley Elizabeth Abdelnour - aka ASH $CASH$ (her self-proclaimed alter ego). Ashley was born, had a childhood, grew up, you get the drift. But it's the story along the way that makes Ashley, the owner of the world's ugliest dog, who she is. I had the pleasure of knowing Ashley in high school where she was very popular and had a MASSive amount of friends including one "Charlie Blue Eyes" and Jason Barker (rawr!).
After too many rides in Ms. Shorty's convertible, Ash headed up north to her "Sports Mecca." Her favorites include: IU, Notre Dame, Michigan, MSU, Detroit Tigers, Boston Celtics. How can someone have so many favorites, you ask? She has a rolodex of "favorites" so that she can always say "her" team won.
There are a few factors that separate Ash out from the KAK:
1) She's old (er than KK).
2) She's engaged to a VP (let's call him Cayman - because he owns one).
3) She's a health nut (expect to see many blogs on grilled chicken and grapes).
4) She's wise beyond her years (gives the tough advice).
5) She lives on the beach (she'll be tan year round).
From Ash you'll find sarcasm at its finest, matter of fact philosophy with love behind it, and wedding blog posts because after marrying Cayman she'll finally have fulfilled her dream of becoming ASH $CASH$!
Ciao all!
Kristin
PS - She is a hater of all things Twilight, yet her dog is named BELLE (Bella) - expect hypocrisy!
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